Well fine then!

I wish Snuffles and I were closer.

Sometimes I feel like the dog cares more about me than she does.

I'm sorry that the important parts of my day aren't as enthralling to you as the incredibly complicated plotlines on that p.o.s. tv show you love so much.

I'm sorry you only want to hear about my life when you can pass judgement and feel superior.

I'm sorry you care so much about feeling better than me that you stopped caring about me.

Sucks for you :P