Well fine then!

I wish Snuffles and I were closer.

Sometimes I feel like the dog cares more about me than she does.

I'm sorry that the important parts of my day aren't as enthralling to you as the incredibly complicated plotlines on that p.o.s. tv show you love so much.

I'm sorry you only want to hear about my life when you can pass judgement and feel superior.

I'm sorry you care so much about feeling better than me that you stopped caring about me.

Sucks for you :P

Life Lessons

Finally, after 18 years, 10 months, and 26 days, I can officially ride a bike.

I think there are some life lessons that everyone should learn but I don't think there should be a timeline for those lessons that everyone should have to follow.

Everyone should know what rejection feels like.

Everyone should get dumped and have their heart-broken.

Everyone should get to see something so big it makes them feel completely insignificant.

Everyone should feel loved.

And everyone should learn to ride a bike!

Today, one life lesson was accomplished! Woohoo!

How could I forget to mention

The bicycle is a good invention